An elderly record shop buyer was ready to retire. He told
his employer of his plans to leave the vinyl purchasing business and live a
more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family, embroiling
within capes and playing plenty of deck quoits. He would miss the pay cheque,
but he needed to retire. They could get by.
The record shop owner was sorry to see his good worker go
and asked if he could buy just one more collection of very rare vinyl as a
personal favour. The record buyer said yes, but in time it was easy to see that
his heart was not in his work anymore. He resorted to shoddy workmanship and
bought inferior records. Instead of rare Sun Ra ‘Horo’ pieces he bought Steps;
instead of Mellow Candle’s Swaddling songs he bought Leo Sayer; instead of
Jason Crest’s Turquoise Tandem Cycle he bought, The Best of Jim Reeves; instead
of The Madman Running Through the Fields by Dantalian’s Chariot he bought Mrs
Mills; instead of Fire’s Father’s Name Is Dad he bought Now That’s What I Call
Music 16, and instead of Rainbow’s Ffolly Sallies Forth he bought Chris de
Burgh ‘A Retrospective.’ It was an unfortunate way to end a dedicated career.
When the record buyer finished his work he placed all the pieces in a flight
case and the employer came to inspect the vinyl. His boss handed the flight case back to the record buyer, and said, ‘My Gift to you’. The record buyer was shocked! What a shame! If he had only known he was building his own collection, he would have done it all so differently. So it is with us.
We build our record collections a day at a time, often putting less than our best into the construction. A bit of mediocre Nu-Jazz here, a Charity shop Funky House 12” there; A bargin bin badly pressed bruk comp here and a dull ambient noodle there. Then with a shock we realise we have to live with the collection we have built. If we could do it over we’d do it differently. But we cannot go back. You are the buyer. Each day you nail a tune, score a piece of vinyl, or erect new shelves for more pieces. ‘A Record Collection is a do-it-yourself project someone has said: ‘Your selections and the choices you make today, build the collection you’ll live with tomorrow.
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