Bush Tickets on Re-sale!!

Bush tickets on re-sale £1.50 after garden gig got rained off. My good friend Toni Bush is reselling her garden party Bush tickets after the original show got rained off. Toni, whose beautiful 35 year old gardens in Herstmonceux include formal Elizabethan Cloud Burst Gardens, Rose Gardens and Withering Heights Gardens which include plants, trees and the unveiling of one new bush and also features Sheep dream works which are a sight to behold. As well as her gardens with Aboriginal sculptures she also has 600 acres of woodland to explore at your leisure. Refreshments, in the shape of a hamper to include a bottle of mild, swan pate, pork pie, bag of Monster Munch, tin of sild and sprig of broccoli and sticky notes. We would invite anyone who has no understanding of Toni's work to attend. We have no problem that you will probably stand in front of the unveiling of the bush and chatter incessantly whilst organising your self-obsessed selfish 'selfies'. We understand that you need to bleat on about your own shallow existence in front of the bush even though you are unsure about what the bush really means. We are happy that you have to dignify your own existence in the shadow of the bush because clearly you 'have arrived'. Please feel free to talk during 'the boring bits' and organise a collective picture in front of the comical man who only cares for the shrubbery. Finally if anyone 'tuts' at your antics, remember you have as much right to be there as anyone else, so 'tut' even louder, turn your back on them, and the bush and huddle together in a self-satisfied, collective hug whilst staying entirely still, for you have really arrived.